OPINION Starry starry night… but someone please switch off the lights...
. JUMP TO Previous columns ![]() As hotels battle to ensure a perfect night's sleep for guests, the travel spotlight falls on stars, both celestial (for stargazers) as well those self-bestowed on groaning hotel epaulettes. What on earth is a seven-star hotel? BURJ AZIZI is everywhere these days touting itself as the world’s second tallest building. Having missed top spot — something that clearly rankles — the Dubai development boasts of a seven-star hotel with the “highest lobby and highest occupied hotel room”, to excite would-be visitors. Is there a subtle difference between an occupied or empty room? This is all quite a stretch even in our hyperbolic times. With current hotel star ratings running from one to five, seven stars smacks of ghastly excess. This may excite a few who will then have to stop their ears from popping as they wait patiently and swap lifts to lumber up to some Valhalla-scraping floor, only to recall they left something important downstairs. SUBSCRIBE FREE TO SMART TRAVEL ASIA NEWSLETTER Vertiginous sky lobbies offer a grand entrance for some while irritating others who may prefer a more immediate, unfussy street-front welcome. After check-in at a sky lobby to admire the vistas, guests are banished to the bowels of the building with another long ride in the lift to a low floor room with neither views not light. This switcheroo is now baked into contemporary hotel design. Send us your Feedback / Letter to the Editor If well thought through, high-floor lobbies can be surprisingly engaging. Yet, most times hotel design is just the architects —or owners — showing off their intimate knowledge of marble and deep disdain for the laws of physics, visitor flow, navigation and guest experience. Hotels need to be made less complicated and accessible. And hip Lulu Lemon-clad staff with iPads to arrange cool check-ins must make themselves visible and seek out guests rather than the other way around. Service is becoming ever more invisible. {“While stardust showers down on befuddled overcharged guests, some travellers have taken to a new niche in travel — stargazing...” Beijing’s Pangu Hotel was an early 2008 claimant to this self-bestowed 7-star honour, later joined by the Atlantis Sanya and various Middle East wannabes. Marble-slathered The Reverie Saigon is blushingly content with a paltry six. While stardust showers down on befuddled overcharged guests, some travellers have taken to a new niche in travel — stargazing. Their unblinking gaze is, however, directed not at hotels but heavenwards. Post-pandemic nature seekers are making a beeline for clear night skies to view and photograph celestial constellations. This has led to a growing demand for dark skies and the emergence of dark-sky preserves with minimal light pollution. Dark sky proponents argue that unnecessary light disrupts wildlife, affects humans adversely, wastes money and prevents a clear view of our universe. Some idea of the glowing creep of civilisation can be found in this zoomable World Atlas of Artificial Sky Brightness. There are environmental consequences too of lighting over-use. Volunteer advocacy group DarkSky estimates that in the US alone “30 percent of all outdoor lighting is wasted” totalling a loss of US$3.3bn annually along with the generation of 21m tons of carbon dioxide (largely during energy generation). Serious stargazers and astronomers will likely explore remote deserts, mountains and national parks around the world. While not the easiest to get to there are clear spots in Australia, New Zealand, Chile, Namibia, Iceland, Tibet, Bhutan, and Ladakh (the high plains Hanle Village). Mt Bromo in Surabaya is a popular draw (with trekking and magnificent volcano sunrises), Morocco’s north Sahara offers vast night skies, and Ishigaki Island, Okinawa, claims clear sightings of up to 88 constellations. In the UK, Wales is at the forefront of the charge with several designated dark sky parks, reserves and sanctuaries. Rebecca Evans, Cabinet Secretary for the Economy, stirringly declared recently: “The night sky is one of our most precious natural treasures, connecting us to countless generations who gazed at the same stars above Wales.” In general, higher ground is preferable as it eliminates most low-level air pollution. Another emerging travel fad is one of the world’s oldest pursuits, and one that continues to elude many today — quality sleep. Quirky as it sounds, sleep tourism is taking off. It was estimated by one think tank to be worth US$70m in 2024. But the entire sleep and travel ecosystem is worth considerably more. In 1999, the Westin launched its trademark ‘Heavenly Bed’ and, suddenly, mattresses were flying around. The great Pillow Wars had begun. Westin’s next generation bed a quarter century after its original launch, features gel-infused memory foam, woven silver fibre to extract heat, three layers of breathable cotton sheets, and four pillows (down from five). The beds have moved into the realm of home retail with mattresses priced at US$1,645. At one time Delta Airlines borrowed items from the Heavenly Bedding armoury to swaddle passengers aloft. That success was swiftly emulated. In 2003 Sheraton came out with its Sweet Sleeper bed as hotel owners sank millions into springing a sneak surprise. Four Seasons gets its customised bedding from Simmons, and its Signature mattress retails from US$2,700 with a Signature Sleep Set (mattress with foundation, duvet cover, sheets and down pillows) starting at US$4,395. The war has come to your home and is being waged in a bedroom near you. In 2024, Booking.Com revealed that as many as 58% of their travellers wished to “book a sleep retreat”. 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